Making pancakes this morning and realized I was out of maple syrup, so I ran over to Coborn’s. What an eye opener. The store sells 42 different brands of syrup, but every single kind is fake. They’re all just corn syrup and artificial coloring.
Man. I used to think I lived in real America, where a life was measured only by the authenticity of its character. You want fake breasts, phony accents, false promises, go to Hollywood.
I don’t know what to believe in anymore.
Whitened my teeth this morning, probably should have smiled.
#breakfast #groceryrun #maplesyrup #crushingdisappointment #realamerica #authenticity #breastaugmentation #hollywoodphonies #crestfallen #teethwhitening.