Selfies by Josh

I really like the way i look

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Got this mysterious bug bite on my arm and now my whole body is breaking out in hives. Reminds me of the time my cousin Melanee came back from summer camp. We were all sure she had chicken pox but it turned out to be a rare autoimmune deficiency that eventually made her go blind.

Call me Joshy.

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Got this mysterious bug bite on my arm and now my whole body is breaking out in hives. Reminds me of the time my cousin Melanee came back from summer camp. We were all sure she had chicken pox but it turned out to be a rare autoimmune deficiency that eventually made her go blind.

Call me Joshy.

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A lot of folks up here like to badmouth the World Cup. People always hate what they don’t understand. But just yesterday, little Kailee Lundergaard from the Waconia Elementary soccer team bit an opposing midfielder on the back during the Minnesota Soccertacular Tournament. Seems to me if we can see past our petty differences we are really all the same.

My face should be on a stamp.

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A lot of folks up here like to badmouth the World Cup. People always hate what they don’t understand. But just yesterday, little Kailee Lundergaard from the Waconia Elementary soccer team bit an opposing midfielder on the back during the Minnesota Soccertacular Tournament. Seems to me if we can see past our petty differences we are really all the same.

My face should be on a stamp.

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Got into it yesterday with my friend Steve. He says if he won the lottery he’d sell all his worldly possessions and roam the earth doing good deeds. I told him he’d be too lazy to move out of his parents’ basement. It’s probably a moot point, though. No way Steve could afford a lottery ticket after that freak weed whacker incident left him buried him in medical bills.

When I look this good I almost have to look away.

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Got into it yesterday with my friend Steve. He says if he won the lottery he’d sell all his worldly possessions and roam the earth doing good deeds. I told him he’d be too lazy to move out of his parents’ basement. It’s probably a moot point, though. No way Steve could afford a lottery ticket after that freak weed whacker incident left him buried him in medical bills.

When I look this good I almost have to look away.

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Decided to check out the Minnesota Alpaca Expo today down in Owatonna. I ended up in a staring contest with a young, black alpaca named Bjorn. We locked eyes for a good two minutes before I realized Bjorn had an enormous, furry erection. Normally I’d have been flattered but I looked away because I’m pretty sure Bjorn was underage.

If beauty were divinity I’d be God.

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Decided to check out the Minnesota Alpaca Expo today down in Owatonna. I ended up in a staring contest with a young, black alpaca named Bjorn. We locked eyes for a good two minutes before I realized Bjorn had an enormous, furry erection. Normally I’d have been flattered but I looked away because I’m pretty sure Bjorn was underage.

If beauty were divinity I’d be God.

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Kurt Cobain once said that it’s better to burn out than to fade away. That’s ridiculous. Every person I know—my uncle, my ex, my elderly neighbor Bruce Vogel—their whole life is one long, gradual fade into nothingness. The way I see it, they must have something figured out.

Found a five dollar bill in my driveway this morning. Best day ever.

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Kurt Cobain once said that it’s better to burn out than to fade away. That’s ridiculous. Every person I know—my uncle, my ex, my elderly neighbor Bruce Vogel—their whole life is one long, gradual fade into nothingness. The way I see it, they must have something figured out.

Found a five dollar bill in my driveway this morning. Best day ever.

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When I was a kid, my hero was Minnesota Twins star Kirby Puckett. How can I ever forget the sheer joy and childhood wonderment I felt when he hit that home run in the World Series? He died eight years ago yesterday. Crazy to think that I burn so bright right now, but someday I’m going to die.

Hard for me to even leave my house these days without getting noticed.

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When I was a kid, my hero was Minnesota Twins star Kirby Puckett. How can I ever forget the sheer joy and childhood wonderment I felt when he hit that home run in the World Series? He died eight years ago yesterday. Crazy to think that I burn so bright right now, but someday I’m going to die.

Hard for me to even leave my house these days without getting noticed.

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Went to a showing of Peter Pan last night over at Long Prairie High School. Maybe I’m missing something, but I just don’t get it. It’s just a bunch of awkward teenagers with fake hooks and swords flying around in tights.

I see Never Never Land every time I look in the mirror.

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Went to a showing of Peter Pan last night over at Long Prairie High School. Maybe I’m missing something, but I just don’t get it. It’s just a bunch of awkward teenagers with fake hooks and swords flying around in tights.

I see Never Never Land every time I look in the mirror.

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Asked this girl out on Friday. She said she’s headed to the Luke Bryan concert. I asked her out on Saturday, but she said she has to work. When I asked about Sunday and Monday, she just repeated, “Sorry, I have plans.” Tonight I’m probably gonna ask about Tuesday, but I want to play hard to get for a little bit, make her sweat.

My eyes are like two blue fawns, twins of a gazelle.

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Asked this girl out on Friday. She said she’s headed to the Luke Bryan concert. I asked her out on Saturday, but she said she has to work. When I asked about Sunday and Monday, she just repeated, “Sorry, I have plans.” Tonight I’m probably gonna ask about Tuesday, but I want to play hard to get for a little bit, make her sweat.

My eyes are like two blue fawns, twins of a gazelle.

#selfie #selfies #selfiesbyjosh #dating #lukebryan #work #excuses #persistence #playinghardtoget #beautifuleyes #twinfawns

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